Wee, the media

NYTimes, getting even with the bloggers who have been stealing the the Times' thunder or at least explaining to the rest of us that the loud booming sounds we hear are just the flatulence of a paper that sleeps with its sources, review's the new book by Wonkette's A. M. Cox. To make darn sure we don't pay for the book, the Times quotes the only two good jokes they think the book has. To make sure you don't buy that issue of the Times just for the jokes, here are those jokes:

Sparse as it is, the book's snarky humor is welcome. In an otherwise dopey parody of the Swift Boat Veterans' assault on Senator John Kerry, the fictitious Democratic candidate is libeled by "Citizens for Clear Heads" as having been brainwashed, "Manchurian Candidate"-style - "which at least would give him some foreign policy experience," Melanie supposes. Reading The Economist at bedtime, she asks herself: "Is it still passing out if you're sober?"

[Melanie is Ms. Cox's alter ego in this novel, ur ah, I guess thats "blovel".]